Elephantine dreams

Am sure all of you would have heard elephant jokes at some point in your life.

It goes something like this:
Q. How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
A. Open door, put the elephant in, close the door.
Q. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
A. Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close the door.
Q. How do you buy a house in Bombay?
A. Get the elephant, put your vote stamp on it, help Big Sista become PM, wait for her to screw the economy, watch Sensex fall to 2000 levels (the index, not the year), gloat at people losing all their paper wealth, bid goodbye to speculators fleeing the market, wait for housing prices to fall, buy the damn house!

Malabar Hill bungalow facing the sea, here I come!
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PS: I know this is a crappy lazy post, but too much work leaves little time for PJs and puns.