Should I tell her?
How do you tell her? What do you say?
How will she react?
What if she screams? What if she slaps you? In full public view!
Why would she slap me? If anything, she'll be happy I said it. In fact, she might even ask "What took you so long?"
I dunno. Women are unpredictable. You never know how they react.
Yeah, that they are. Predictably unpredictable.
Beautiful, but unpredictable.
May be I can just reach out and...
Perish the thought!!! She'll definitely slap you. Plus she's wearing heels. Pointed heels.
But still, may be I should go ahead and say it. Damn the consequences!
Think beta think. Kuch bhi bolne se pehle sau baar socho.
Sau baar sochne ka time nahi hai. She'll be long gone by then. It is now or never.
Ok, it's your call. Don't blame me later.
Dammit, I am gonna say it.
"Excuse me ma'am, there's a cockroach on your shoulder..."