I did not realize it when I kept her pic as my desktop wallpaper. For about 3 years and counting.
I did not realize it when I sat through stupid movies just for her sake. Beginning with “M.Kumaran, Son of Mahalakshmi”, going on through Ghajini (Tamil), Pokiri and Dasavatharam (Tamil). My friends thought I just enjoyed masala movies. (Aside: I do!!!)
I did not realize it when I entered a theatre on impulse (5 minutes after the show had started), alone, on New Year’s Eve for god’s sake, to watch Ghajini (Hindi). This, from a guy with a proclaimed aversion to movie theatres.
Heck, I did not even realize it when I broke off from a conversation abruptly when she sashayed to the Guzarish song on TV. Though people did start strongly suspecting that I had gone mad.
But last week really did it.
I am at work. We have this client who is so huge and well rated and stuff. So huge that our loan would get lost as a rounding off decimal in their balance sheet. Frankly, I was quite surprised (and quiet surprised, you can’t show you are surprised at work) that they even entertained us. So when our gatekeepers, the credit department, started asking numerous questions on the whys and hows of the deal, what security, clauses in the loan agreement etc.
And, my mind went, “Dude, here’s Asin asking to marry you. And you are nitpicking about what is her education, where she works, will we need to match horoscopes and stuff?” You say yes simply because she’s Asin. Period”
That was when I realized that I am well and truly obsessed with her.
I am putting a blank wallpaper to help me get over this obsession. Suggestions for new non-obsessive faces welcome.
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PS: Bonus MCP PJ, to make up for the lazy post:
What did Amol Palekar call a fat woman?
Gol-maal!
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If only putting up a wallpaper was a simple solution to the problem.
ReplyDeleteBut then again who said it was a problem to get over?
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Sometimes Obsessions are 'a sin'
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oh been there. done that. doesnt work.
ReplyDeleteP.s: obsession not with asin, as in wdn't that be a sin?
And, my mind went, “Dude, here’s Asin asking to marry you. And you are nitpicking about what is her education, where she works, will we need to match horoscopes and stuff?” You say yes simply because she’s Asin. Period” Elementary - he must have seen her w/ her hair up and in an evening gown. Asin + hair up + Western formals = rombave normal looking chick.
ReplyDeleteSuggest Tamanna Bhatia - equally cute with make up and when you need to get over your obsession with her, look at a pic of her's where she isn't wearing eye shadow or lipstick - she'd look like she was preserved in ice.
For obsession-proof faces, there's Deepika, Lisa Ray and Sonam.
suri cruise. she's also literally new.
ReplyDelete(sorry. couldn't resist :))
@ Vivek:
ReplyDeleteIt is a problem when it starts interfering in work... I pride myself on not mixing business with pleasure!!!
@ RR:
u had Asin's wallpaper on ur desktop? why?
and as always, the ps rocks!
@ Idling:
Asin + whatever hair + whatever dress = me drooling!
among the other names, I find only Sonam pretty...
@ 31 paise:
yeah, suri cruise wud be perfect for a 7 year old!!!
Forgot to mention, Liked the label
ReplyDeleteFollywood!
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