Note: Tam-specific post. Apologies to the rest.
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When life gives you a lemon...
Tie a chilli with it, and use it to ward off evil...
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If at first, you don't succeed...
Join any engineering college, you can always attempt the IIT-JEE next year...
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Let not thy left hand know...
that it is considered too impure to touch the food on your plate...
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Early to bed, and early to rise...
Just don't make me play Suprabhatam thrice...
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All is fair in love...
and that's why we mention it in the matrimonial classifieds...
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Cleanliness is next to...
Madi, Acharam, Patthu, Ecchil...
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Don't cut off your nose...
Lakshmanan already did that to spite Surpanakha's face...
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Don't wash your dirty linen...
after all, what do we pay the Vannaan for?
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Fools rush in...
We prefer to wait in the queue at the bus stop...
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It is no use crying...
and no, you are NOT allowed to spill that milk!!!
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"Cleanliness is next to...
ReplyDeleteMadi, Acharam, Patthu, Ecchil"
ROFLMAO!
ROTFL...summarized some of the insanities of Tamildom!
ReplyDeletebrilliant!
ReplyDeletehahaha... eppidi da... nite thoongardhukku munnadi ceiling-a paathutte yosippiya?
ReplyDelete@ idling:
ReplyDeletetnx... tnkfully, i wasn't subjected to those :)
@ Liberal:
the insanities make us who we are... and am sure every community has its own quirks... just that I am not aware of them :)
@ buddy:
mikka nandri :)
@ anand:
hiyya, monk commented!!!
would you believe it if I said that this was sparked by seeing a rickshaw driver carefully buy a lemon+chilli string at a traffic signal...
but yeah, the ceiling-a paathu yosikarathu sounds more intelluctual, so let's go with that!
kanimozhi.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Nicee.. I liked the matrimonial one too..
ReplyDeleteas some else asked..eppadi yosipeenga..room pottu-a? :P
--SS
LOL!
ReplyDeleteSuper Macchii!
:D
Good one :)
ReplyDelete@ Anjana:
ReplyDeletei don't understand that cryptic comment :(
@ Anon SS:
tnx :)
and when one's house itself is a room, yosikirathuku thaniya room poda venda :)
@ Vivek:
tnx macchi :D
@ spidey:
hey, you were not supposed to "get" this... it was Tam-specific!
Just observing that your pudumozhi is kanimozhi. (political puns intended) :).
ReplyDelete@ Anjana:
ReplyDelete*ducks*
*fends it off like Suresh Raina* and
*perishes trying to pull it*
your political pun is as difficult as Sidebottom's bouncers!
Haha, that's hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteOH super super. I have some more.
ReplyDeleteHome is where the filter coffee is.
Failure is the stepping stone to shaming your entire IIT family.
Where there is a will, there is Rama.
:D
@ foreigndesi:
ReplyDeletetnx a lot!!!
@ chutney:
ok, here's one for the CA-in-making:
Don't count your chickens...
leave it for the poultry farmer's accountant!
and oh, where there is a will, there is ilaya dhalapathi Vijay!!!
heheheh..good ones...had an actual LOL moment for the madi, acharam one and the tamil matrimonial one.. :)
ReplyDeleteand well the post is more tam bram centri than tam-specific :)
kalakarel!
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