Arbit PJ-ing

You know, there are times when I am really bored... this is when I decide to inflict some pun-ishment on my friends...

this is one of those times... (some of these would have been my g-talk status msgs... others are new... all are original, since no one that I know of comes up with such crap...)

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Q. Why is Beckham no longer a good footballer?
A. B’coz when posh comes to shove, he backs out.
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I called my agent one day, “The Sensex is tanking. I am broke.”
He replied, “I’m broker.”
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Q. What did the lawyer say when asked for the secret behind his magical success?
A. If I tell you, I’ll have to bill you.
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Man 1: My wife gives me a hard time.
Man 2: I wish mine did.
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I just had a hair- raising experience. I went to the stylist.
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What did Mama Eagle tell Baby Eagle?
You can’t have your snake and eat it too.
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Once they invited Ravi Shastri to do commentary for a F-1 race. He started off, “And the Ferrari car took off like a racer bullet”.
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SPJIMR specific…
I was doing group work with Deepanand once. Suddenly the devil appeared before us. Man, that day, I was really caught between the devil and the DeepC.

ok, so that was really arbit... but this is what you get when you work on crap all day...

Adios... and to finish it... "In which state of India do they hit you with words?"... "Pun-jab"...

aargh... let's close this now...