If it's February, it must be...

If it's February, it must be... you guessed it, one more whiny rhyme on my spectacular lack of success on the mushy front...

I know it's not Feb 14 yet, but wise guys celebrate (or whine about) the V-day 2 days in advance so that we are done by the time the Senas come up with their lame-ass protests... 

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Don’t mind people, but here we go again!!!

And no, am not talking about my weight gain

I am whining about something far, far worse

It seems I suffer from this inexplicable curse

Which makes all my sad cribbing go in vain...

Some of you may find this more than a bit shady

That I have been bitching since, what, 2008 A.D.?

You start to wonder, what’s taking him so long

And whisper, “Maybe there is something wrong”

Worry not, I’ll put your fears to rest, my dear lady...

Now, I may often sound like a naughty one

But my mom’ll exclaim “He’s a chamathu son”

So, you see, I’m not really that much of a rebel

It’s just that you got to get to know me well

And then I promise, we’ll have loads of fun!

So I am on a quest to find the mythical “true love”

Let me frankly admit, I seriously have no idea how

You see when it comes to that thing called romance

I’m the guy they look at and snigger, “Not a chance”

He wouldn’t know love if it hit him like a cow!

Mom says “you had your chance, but that was #epic fail”

Losers like you should be thrown in a singles-only jail!

Know what’s lately making me a lot more deranged?

My mom’s started making plans for an “arranged”

And, on my love life’s coffin, she’s hit the final nail...

So tall or short, thin or fat, dark or fair

I can tell you, seriously, I don’t bloody care!

All I’m asking for, is an independent mind

That’s what’s proving impossible to find

Is it just me, or are those really rare?

So, to conclude, IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE?

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PS: 

I know this is not propah poetry, 

what with no metre, 

but hey, I am no peter, 

I make it sound like rap, 

or more likely crap, 

to me if it rhymes, 

it is enough to commit poetical crimes!