Feb 12, 2010

If it's February, it must be...

If it's February, it must be... you guessed it, one more whiny rhyme on my spectacular lack of success on the mushy front...

I know it's not Feb 14 yet, but wise guys celebrate (or whine about) the V-day 2 days in advance so that we are done by the time the Senas come up with their lame-ass protests... 

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Don’t mind people, but here we go again!!!
And no, am not talking about my weight gain
I am whining about something far, far worse
It seems I suffer from this inexplicable curse
Which makes all my sad cribbing go in vain...

Some of you may find this more than a bit shady
That I have been bitching since, what, 2008 A.D.?
You start to wonder, what’s taking him so long
And whisper, “Maybe there is something wrong
Worry not, I’ll put your fears to rest, my dear lady...

Now, I may often sound like a naughty one
But my mom’ll exclaim “He’s a chamathu son”
So, you see, I’m not really that much of a rebel
It’s just that you got to get to know me well
And then I promise, we’ll have loads of fun!

So I am on a quest to find the mythical “true love”
Let me frankly admit, I seriously have no idea how
You see when it comes to that thing called romance
I’m the guy they look at and snigger, “Not a chance”
He wouldn’t know love if it hit him like a cow!

Mom says “you had your chance, but that was #epic fail”
Losers like you should be thrown in a singles-only jail!
Know what’s lately making me a lot more deranged?
My mom’s started making plans for an “arranged”
And, on my love life’s coffin, she’s hit the final nail...

So tall or short, thin or fat, dark or fair
I can tell you, seriously, I don’t bloody care!
All I’m asking for, is an independent mind
That’s what’s proving impossible to find
Is it just me, or are those really rare?

So, to conclude, IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE?
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PS: 
I know this is not propah poetry, 
what with no metre, 
but hey, I am no peter, 
I make it sound like rap, 
or more likely crap, 
to me if it rhymes, 
it is enough to commit poetical crimes!

9 comments:

  1. Gosh, I really thought this was THE srk's blog. Though, enjoyed reading your poem.. may you find Ms.Right soon :-)

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  2. @srk uncle...
    So tall or short, thin or fat, dark or fair
    I can tell you, seriously, I don’t bloody care!
    All I’m asking for, is an independent mind
    That’s what’s proving impossible to find
    Is it just me, or are those really rare?
    So, to conclude, IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE?

    oh uncle...what is this ur sorid state of affair?
    u, like ur blog, seem to look debonair.
    so now ake your bum off the chair,
    and aim your crosshair,
    at the nearest lady heir,
    and from then start ur marital warfare...!!
    :P :P

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  3. LOL! And double LOL @ silksmitha!

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  4. Anonymous9:13 AM

    Giggle.

    --SS

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  5. Just this blog should have helped you find one of those independent minds long ago. Hmmm I'm genuinely puzzled.

    Don't you worry SRK, she will come along soon enough.

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  6. Sorry for the late replies peoples... have been down with fever for the last 4 days :(

    @ writerzblock:
    This is THE SRK's blog... except My Name Is Not Khan... he can't have a monopoly on initials just because he is more famous!

    @ ss and ds:
    "so now take your bum off the chair"
    If it involves so much hard work, no wonder I have been unable to find her... Why can't she just walk in just like that?

    @ Naren:
    Tnx... and we are missing your groaners already!

    @ Anon SS:
    Giggle? GIGGLE? the tragedy of my life sounds funny to you?

    @ Juggler:
    I have been writing similar rhymes since 2008... no luck for three years! all one can do is wait and hope... :)

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  7. @srk uncle...
    i read ur old vday posts...
    3 yearS??? 3 years??!?? y y y y oh y???

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  8. haha...not bad...although it was clear that you have fitted some words to complete the limericks! But poetry is hard...so kudos

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  9. @ ss and ds:
    yes, 3 years... sad life no?

    @ liberalcynic:
    as an MBA, force fitting things has become second nature :)
    but yeah, it is difficult to keep the rhyme unless you pick and choose the words so...

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