If your name begins with S...

I received another of those stupid forwards which claims to tell all about my personality from my name, birth date etc., At the risk of repeating myself, and boring people to death, I attempt one more commentary on the same.


If your name begins with the letter S: (original mail in red, my comments in usual font)

For you, it is pleasure before business.
Why do you do business? To earn money…
Why do you earn money? To be able to afford some pleasures in life…
So, by putting pleasure before business, am I not going to my destination without enduring the painful journey??? ;)

You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions.
If I never loose my emotions, then I am a robot like humanoid. If so, how do I become romantic and sensual?

Once you make the commitment you stick like glue.
(Fevicol ka jhod… tootega nahi !!!)

You could get jealous and possessive.
(Jealousy arises from the fact that others have something that I don’t. Possessiveness is about keeping things with myself and not giving it to others. Is there a possible oxy‘moron’ here?)

You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet.
Well, if I am possessive, doesn’t it convey the fact that I am selfish? Why repeat a redundant point? As for the ‘only human being on the planet’ part, well, sometimes I do think so J

You are very caring, sensitive, private & sometimes very passive.
Oops, you just said I was selfish a minute back. Now, wither you are confused or I am. L

You like being the center of attention.
If I think I am the only human being on the planet, what else do you expect?

Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts.
Of course, I get turned on by soft lights. You don’t get turned on by a bright neon sign, do you? And, if I don’t get turned on by ‘romantic’ thoughts, what else do you expect me to get turned on by? Horror stories??

When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert.
Nitty-gritty of what, my dear? Oops, I just proved your point!!!

You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously.
Well, I like this statement, and am not going to dispute this ;)

You don't fool around.
Of course, I don’t. Why do you think I am still reading your crap?

You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along.
Well, I have been waiting for 23 years now. I do hope she turns up!!!

You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
Now wait a minute. This is the height of contradictions!!! A couple of lines back, I was this selfish guy who thought that he was the only guy on the planet. And suddenly, I have metamorphosed into this generous, selfless guy, kind nature, sweet and a good friend!!! Man, you guys are better than politicians at twisting your own messages. Hats off!!!

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I luvvvv these forwards... they help keep me in good health by providing me wid my daily dose of laughter... Keep them comin!!!