Anyways, here goes...
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Q. What did Vijender Singh's mom say when he donned gloves for a career choice?
A. Arre yeh kya pagalpan hai! I'll have to knock out this nonsensical idea!
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Q. What did Abhinav Bindra's mom say when he refused to give up a rifle for a career choice?
A. Shoot, that sonofagun is really focussed!
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Q. What did Jeev Milkha's mom say when he insisted on picking up a golf club for a career choice?
A. I guess I have no choice but to putt up with it!
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Q. What did Vishy Anand's mom say when he politely asked if he can pick up a chessboard for a career choice?
A. I don't know, I'll have to check, mate.
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Q. What did Sachin Tendulkar's mom say when he picked up a cricket bat for a career choice?
A. Let's see, we'll have to bounce that idea with your dad and hope he doesn't smash it.
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Q. What did Saina Nehwal's mom say when she wanted to smash a shuttle for a career choice?
A. Well, I'm only afraid your dad might create a big racquet.
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Q. What did Leander Paes' mom say when he decided to make tennis his career choice?
A. Well, I was hoping you'd become a divorce lawyer, but I guess it is destined that you'll just go to court and break up with your best partner.
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Q. What did Narain Karthikeyan's mom say when he revved up behind a set of wheels for a career choice?
A. Go ahead son, I'll not stand in your way.
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Q. What did an average-no-name-Indian's mom say when he contemplated commerce for a career choice?
A. Aieee Saala, you have to do engineering.
And the boy meekly said "Jee Maa".
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PS: Couldn't resist that last dig at the engineers. As usual.
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hahahaha... good one...
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
:D
LOL!
ReplyDelete@ Anand:
ReplyDeletetnk u tnk u... and welcome back :)
@ Vivek:
tnx :)
@ Naren:
tnx... is it LOL-worthy enuf to get a share of the 6K butter chicken? :)
heheh..good one! and three-day weekend...niceee!
ReplyDelete--SS
what three day weekend? why three day weekend? who's we?
ReplyDeletePJs Galore! Brightened my weekend (albeit being only 2 days long)... :D
ReplyDeleteYou are about a year older and at least 20 years funnier than me:)
ReplyDeleteLoved your blog!
-Ram
Vijay:
ReplyDeleteI will seem to stick out like a sore thumb here. Been a long time since you wrote something worthwhile. :(
Good One! :-)
ReplyDeleteWishing u many more 3-day weekends...
@ Anon SS:
ReplyDeletetnx... and yeah, i'd be jumping with joy at the 3 day weekend except that I don't want the ppl from the floor below to complain...
@ RR:
What three day weekend: Sat, Sun, Mon
Why: Sat, Sun are off all weeks... Mon tnx to Ramzan Id.
Who's we: We are just one person - SRK. Except that we sometimes prefer to use the royal 'we'... especially when we get a 3 day lazy weekend :)
@ Juggler:
tnx... and hope you had a nice weekend... even if it is a day shorter!
@ Ram:
That's probably the first time that being called '20 years' more feels like a compliment :)
@ Spidey:
I know :(
but you know that most of the time, I don't set out to write anything worthwhile...
@ Sangeetha:
tnx... and you know what? I have 2 more 3-day weekends thanks to Dussera and Gandhiji :)
Dude I just saw that punch dialogue "Konjam sirripu, konjam veruppu..."
ReplyDeleteMark me as a fan from now on!
tht hilarious, especially the vishy and the narain karthikeyan ones !!
ReplyDelete@ Ram's back:
ReplyDeletetnx, though I'd prefer talking to the person and not the back :)
@ V.Anand:
tnx bro! and how's you?
lol. good one!
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