Sep 2, 2008

Socha Hai...

A new mother, a kid who shits too much and my juvenile crap...

Tera Diaper Peela Kyun, Itna Geela Geela Kyun
Ganda Kyun Hai Zameen,
Skin Mein Hai Narmi Kyun, Maathe Pe Hai Garmi Kyun,
Tera Aur Do ‘Paunch’ Kyun Nahi

Pet Ho Gaye Kum Kyun, Lean Hain Ye Bosom Kyun
Chaand Do Kyun Nahi,
Duniya Mein Hai 'Dung' Kyun, Behta Peela Rang Kyun,
Sardardein Hain Kyun Har Kahin

Pocha Hai… Yeh Tumne Kya Kabhi
Pocha Hai… Kya Hain Yeh Mail Sabhi
Pocha Nahi To Pocho Abhi…..

Behti Kyun Hai Har Gadi, Roti Kyun Hai meri Munni
Sirf Girti Hai Kyun,
Daant Kyun Hain Toot the, Saare Kyun Hain Toot The,
Badan Pe Khujli Hai Kyun
Locha Hai… Kya Tumne Kya Kabhi
Locha Hai… Haan Yeh lafda Sabhi

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PS: I know this is bad... kya karen... control nahi hota...

7 comments:

  1. Kamal7:11 AM

    "Socho mat..."
    Please :D

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  2. I second the first comment! :)

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  3. baap re, kya soch hai, ithna gehra kyun hai? kya ithna sochna thik hai? socho na, socho na (na as in don't)

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  4. @ kamal, sharon:
    when farhan akhtar asks why the sky is blue and water is wet, it is a rock song? and when i raise the same stupid questions, it is crap?
    why, why? just bcoz he has a six pack?

    btw, when i write thoughtful posts like the one on taxes, none of u guys try to understand it...
    u guys deserve crappy posts :P

    @ash n fire:
    excuse me, who is this?
    and, "kya ithna sochna thik hai" mein na is don't???
    i na understand...

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  5. tragic .. but like u say, everyone deserves this post

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  6. @ avionic spanker:
    indeed... it is like saas-bahu serials... if that is what the market wants, that is what will be shown on TV!!!

    @ lipika:
    profound? not meant to be... but anyways thank u!!!

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