This New year, I resolve...
To bug people more
To crack worse PJs
To make up bad limericks
To come up with duh! status msgs
To ogle at good looking girls
To crib as often as possible - about life, money, girls, everything
To eat as many chocolate cakes as possible, waist size be damned
To poke fun at weight-conscious people for all the things they are missing in life
To watch stupid movies...
To recommend the same to other people and gloat in their misery
To write more stupid blog posts...
HAPPY NEW YEAR ppl...
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In doing all these u r only allowing to be at peace with urself which is so much important.
ReplyDeleteHave a nice year ahead and enjoy every drop of life that comes in your way in whichever form.
your list flouts the basic definition of a new year resolution... they are meant to be started anew and broken asap...
ReplyDeletenow your list is what you have been doing all this while and will continue to do so without any effort...
this is cheating...
@ Stam:
ReplyDeletewrecking the peace of others is wht makes me 'at peace' with myself...
@ Anand:
who said resolutions need to be anew and need to be broken? why cant i be different in my resolutions...
I am sure you will make a huge success out of all these and will thus be the first person known to me to have kept a new year resolution !
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