Warning: What you are about to read may be riotously funny or extremely stupid, depending on whether you are the author or not. Either ways, proceed with care.
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SRK’s Law of First Mover Advantage: Laugh at yourself, before others do!
SRK’s Law of Second Mover Disadvantage: Laugh at your own jokes, before others don’t! (he he)
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SRK’s First Law of Sadistic Pleasure: Chicken is merely tasty. What makes eating it fun is the bird-brained vegan chicks heckling you for being a barbarian.
SRK’s Second Law of Sadistic Pleasure: Chocolate is merely tasty. What makes eating it fun is snatching it from a three year old, popping it in your mouth and saying, “Magic! It disappeared!!!”
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SRK’s First Law of Low-brow Humour: If a joke can be told in two ways, choose the sicker version.
SRK Second Law of Low-brow Humour: If a joke can be told in only one (nice) way, make up a sicker version.
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SRK’s First Law of Road Rage: If there are ten cars speeding along, and an idiot decides to jaywalk, yours will be the car that runs over him.
SRK’s Second Law of Road Rage: If there are ten idiots jaywalking, and a car decides to speed along, you will be the one that gets runs over.
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SRK’s Law of Anatomical Paradox: The rounder your waist, the more pointed the barbs about it.
SRK’s Law of Anatomical Non-paradox: 'Lean and mean' is not a cliche. Lean people are really mean.
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SRK’s Law of False Modesty: Beauty and brains don’t go together. I have neither beauty nor brains.
SRK’s Law of True Immodesty: Beauty and brains don’t go together. Is that why beautiful girls don’t go out with me?
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SRK’s Law of False Expectations: When all the three million people who read your blog expect a good post, give them a crappy post like this.
SRK’s Law of True Non-expectations: When all the three people who read your blog expect a crappy post, give them a crappy post like this.
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good one !
ReplyDeleteBy far the most hilarious thing I have read on your blog ... :D
ReplyDeleteAnd the second laws are, without exception, far better than the first
Awesome!!
thank god u dint do science... else newton would have hung his head in shame... :)
ReplyDeleteand i am not so lean and mean as i was earlier ;)
ReplyDelete@ krish:
ReplyDeletetnk u
@ roshan:
"By far the most hilarious thing I have read on your blog"
you should get your sense of humour examined! ;)
@ monk:
unlike newton, i'm not interested in what happens to the food you ate and how it gets passed out.
and u r still leaner than me, which makes u meaner.
Do u read ur blogs over and over again to make it up to three million readers?
ReplyDelete@ venky uncle:
ReplyDeletethat is precisely why it is called Law of FALSE expectations ;)
haha :)
ReplyDeletefantastic one.
@ vipin:
ReplyDeletetnk u... a far cry from Hayek's economics though!
The last one was simply superb... i cannot stop smiling :)
ReplyDeletelean and mean....... hmmmmm... i am leaner now than i was..... :D
ReplyDelete;)
@ kamal:
ReplyDeleteu r leaner than before? well, what can i say, except that u used to be Mr.Nice Guy...
I don't understand the last 2 laws. but i think it somehow applies to this post
ReplyDelete@ RukmaniRam:
ReplyDeleteI don't understand the comment. but i think it somehow applies to this post
:)