and I go... WTF??? WTF WTF WTF???
So finally, Ms. Shetty of Big Brother fame realizes that this SRK is the real star...
and I get this...
I have had Nigerians mailing me to give me a million dollars... I have Viagra sellers offering me miraculous 'performance'... I have even had offers to have my you-know-what lengthened... and a very nice girl calling herself 'Jane' had even offered to show me her bedroom pics...
But this is the first time that some nice looking chick has sent me a mail saying I like your profile and I want to know you better...
Trust me darling, so do I...
For starters,
How the f*** did you get my mail id? and which part of my non-existent profile interests you?
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PS: All those smart-ass friends who want to hint at "your time has come da", shut up...
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Hahaha...this is hilarious
ReplyDeleteI have set filters for mails coming from shadi.com or similar matrimonial portals n conveniently shove them to trash! :)
ReplyDeleteurs truly - Santa
@ roshan:
ReplyDeletesome beautiful girl finds me interesting after an eternity... and u find tht hilarious?
i thot u were a friend...
@ Santa
You dont know wht u r missin man... Pooja, Neha, Maya, Shilpa... abd even their parents!!!
yah right!! and you are getting them isnt it?!! ... ha ha ha! :D
ReplyDelete- Santa
And hence you have the post titled WTF ... :P
ReplyDelete@roshan:
ReplyDeleteof kors... it cud mean Welcome To Father-pur!
Yes it could ...
ReplyDeleteYou don't need a matrimonial invite for that...do you :P
Amazing one that... haha
ReplyDeletetrust me... An intellectual like you will not find it hard to get proposals like these from beautiful gals if you try :)
@kamal:
ReplyDeleteI have said this before... There is much fun in not trying and cribbing instead :)
Did you reply ?
ReplyDelete@ spidey:
ReplyDeleteI will. In good time.