June Baby!!!

Recently I received a mail forward. It read, “Which baby are you?” And went on to give gyaan on how people born in different months have different personalities, and blah blah blah…
I reproduce, word to word, what was written in that mail for people born in June, [my comments in brackets].

JUNE BABY
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. [Gee, thank you!!! I have always maintained that I’m the best this world has ever seen :D… as for the pleasure part… people luuvvvv to have me around]

You love to make new friends and be outgoing. [I’m the greatest extrovert the world has ever seen. I have made it a point to have 3 new friends every day and at last count I had 3712456 friends!!! I am very outgoing, and hate to sit alone at home]

You are a great flirt and more than likely have a very attractive partner. A wicked hottie. [I’m the next Casanova… correction, I’m the original Casanova!!! I flirt so well, that gals just keep falling all over me, and would kill to go out on a date with me. I have so many wicked hotties as partners that I have lost count… In fact, I don’t do one night stands, I do 2 half night stands :D]

It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. [I luvvvv songs… all genres… Classical, Rock, Trance, Pop, Filmi, Sufi, Lounge… I listen to sings 24 hours a day, and you would always find me humming one tune or the other].

You have a great choice in films, [I’m the best guy to talk to regarding movies. I go to the theatre every other day, and never miss first day, first shows. My choice ranges between Iranian docus to serious Malayalam cinema… If it is parallel cinema and intelligent conversation that you are looking for, you have come to the right person].

and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! [Karan Johar and RGV are waiting at my doorstep, and I refuse to see them. Not for nothing am I called SRK. People have already started calling me Amitabh and Al Pacino rolled into one. As for the looks, well, some people are born with it]
Close friends, who know me well, would hopefully get the point. As for the others, please believe what I have written in the brackets to be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
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As for my mom, I have just one question – “Are you sure that I was born in June?”