I HATE V-day...

Today they say is the day of St. Valentine
but all i can do is groan and whine...
b'coz i currently don't have a crush,
i sooo want to, but i've gotta rush
have to reach office by half past nine!

so, while ppl plan a mushy date
i sit in office very very late
no one to cosy up to and cuddle
but for an excel model which has me in a muddle
somehow, i still end up feeling great!

occasionally, i fantasize late into the night
of having a fiercely contested pillow fight
she'll aim, she'll swing and she'll miss
and when I win, she'll give me a kiss...
and say "darling, turn off the f***ing light!"

everyone builds castles in the air,
even i dream of being 'one of a pair'
sometimes i ask, "God, dear pal...
hope you haven't forgotten to create my dream gal!"
she has to be beautiful, not necessarily fair...

But God said "u write such bad rhyme"
and in My books, that's a crime...
so, I curse you, in this life,
not you, but your mom will find you a wife
and oh, "better luck next time!"
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PS: For those who do have a Valentine, enjoy your day!