Oct 15, 2021

Five!

Fate sure does have a weird, twisted sense of humour

I can say for sure, it's not just another passing rumour

Valentine rhymes I wrote, full of crap, but without fail

Every year, hoping for a love story like "You've got M@il"


Yet, nothing happened, not one gal seemed impressed

Even as they read it and laughed, and I got depressed

And then, one fine day, just like that, out of nowhere

Randomness or destiny, I really don't know nor care

She walked into my life, and I started feeling blessed!


After scouring the marriage market through shaadi.com

Getting worried about the pressure on her dad and mom

One day, she decided, let me try out a real life rom-com!


She still struggles to fathom why she fell for this stupid con

How the hell does the majestic Queen fall victim to a mere pawn

Except, in her heart, she knows that all the Knights were gone!


Soon, she realized that pawns were really the best

As all the other pieces get killed and go to rest 

In the chess game called life, the pawn marches on

Deep into enemy territory, even if all hope is gone...


You see, the humble pawn moves but one step at a time, 

Even as other pieces fight, the pawn avoids blood and grime    

Soldiering on, till he wins over the Queen with his sappy rhyme!  

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PS: As usual, I pay tribute to the day I won the marriage lottery. With a proposal in rhyme! Frogs croak, I rhyme, and we both get the princess! 

PS2: I have been accused of spending too much time on chess. Guilty as charged. 

Jun 7, 2021

Gratitude...

Two decades ago, a boy came to Mumbai from a small town at the foothills of Ooty. He came with very little but he had big dreams.  

He knew his dad had worked a lot to make this 'studying in Mumbai' possible. And an uncle had kindly agreed to accommodate him and give him shelter.

He slowly realized that Mumbai is a very expensive city. He also realized that he is a very cheap guy. And when an expensive city meets a cheap guy, the city wins. And so, he promised himself, that he might lose, but he won't go down without a fight.

So, he doubled down on his cheapness. When friends hung out at the college canteen, ordering samosas and chai, he pretended to hurry home. Because he was too cheap to spend money. When friends decided to go for a movie, he sat in the library and read. And read. A lot. Because books were free, the library was a nice place to sit without worrying about stuff. Like how the movie ticket was priced more than his weekly allowance.

His father had promised him, that money will be sent to his uncle every month. For expenses. And money arrived every month, without fail. Despite the pressures back home. But the boy knew not to take advantage of that. Because he had been taught well.

Then, one day, he got the news that his father had lost his job. Because the company where Appa had dedicated 17 years of his life to suddenly had a change in management. And the new management asked Appa to cook the books. And Appa had always said that sleep doesn't come easy on a mattress filled with money. So, he quit. Without another job lined up. With a wife and two kids to provide for.

And yet the money arrived every month, without fail. Despite the pressures back home.

The boy doubled down further on his cheapness. And started to wonder whether it might be a good idea to return back home, rather than spend time in an expensive city.

But when things feel hopeless, something turns up. Something did. A friend of his Paati happened to mention to her that she sponsors fees of young deserving students who are facing financial difficulty, from the rent income she got from her spare flat. And Paati asked her whether she will be ok to fund this boy. And she was ok.

And thus, the boy got his fees paid, without his dad having to stretch his dwindling savings any further. 

And the boy did well at studies. Of course, as one of his friends wisecracked, any guy who spent that much time in the library was bound to do well. 

And the boy grew up. Studied more, took out a loan, did his MBA and got a fancy job. Or at least, the job seemed fancy at first. It paid more as a starting salary than what his father made after 25 years of experience. And soon, he was able to send money back home. He made sure the money arrived home every month, without fail. 

And his dad continued to work, saying he wanted to work till the boy's younger brother also completed his education. Despite the boy telling him to take it easy, and that he can very well fund his brother.

And his dad started helping colleagues' kids, saying "now that you are doing well, it is time to pay it forward".

Years passed. And the boy got 'settled', at least professionally. He continued to grow at his job, get fancier pay and was soon able to get his father to retire and his parents to shift to Mumbai.  

Unfortunately, just when the boy bought his own house and started dreaming about getting his dad to enjoy a comfortable retired life, life threw a googly. And his dad passed away, way too soon, having worked all his life to ensure that his sons got a good education, got good jobs and would not need to struggle for money, but before he could sit back and enjoy the fruits of his life's work.

And that is when the boy decided. That he would continue his father's idea, of "paying it forward", in his father's memory.

It started small. A couple of students in a school for special needs kids. And another through an NGO. 

And unfortunately, it remained small for quite some time.

And then, last year, the pandemic hit. People lost their livelihoods. Some lost their lives. And while he was thinking about how to expand the scope of "paying it forward", in one of those serendipitous encounters, his ex-professor reached out asking whether he would be interested in helping out a couple of students who were facing difficulty in paying fees. On Appa's birth anniversary.

The boy said "Yes, of course." And thus, 2 sponsored kids became 6. 

And then, as the pandemic continued to worsen, the boy realized that he was incredibly lucky. That while people were losing everything, he had the privilege of working from home, and a job that paid salaries on time. And good health, although he keeps reminding himself he should be fitter. And a loving family, also in good health. And the boy realized that all of this had been possible, thanks to the kindness of a stranger, a friend of his Paati who agreed to fund his education without having even met him once.

And he resolved to increase the scope of "paying it forward." Not by a lot, but by as much as he could.

And so he reached out to his ex-professor, and told her that this year, he will try to do more. And then he reached out to family and friends, and asked them whether they'd be interested. And he's lucky to have incredible family and friends, who opened their hearts, and more importantly, their wallets.

And thus, 6 sponsored kids became 20 this year.

And the boy tells himself, "let's hope we reach 50 next time..." 

But till the next time comes around, he thought he might as well pen this down. Not to brag to the world. But more to remind himself that it is important to continue to pay it forward. That what seems like a nominal amount to him, may be a great deal more important to someone else in need.

Because the pandemic may soon be over, life goes back to normal, and the boy may forget this promise to himself, as he gets distracted with work, family, mortgage and other boring adult stuff. And so, he hopes his friends will remind him of this promise. And continue to help, when he reaches out with more students that need help.

Thanks folks. You did it. you know who you are.

Feb 14, 2021

14 years...

14 long years. That's the time Lord Ram spent in the forest, away from his kingdom, all because his father had given two boons to his step-mother.

14 long years. That's the time I have been writing a post about V-day... first cribbing, and then celebrating it because one myopic lady said "Yes" when I asked her to marry me.

In 14 years, Lord Ram managed to walk through most of India, made a few friends, raised an army and crossed the sea to rescue his kidnapped wife and defeated an all-powerful king.

In 14 years, I have gained a few kilos, lost more hair than I'd have liked and cribbed about life, love and everything else, to whoever might listen.

Maybe that's why they call Lord Ram is the ideal man. And they call me the idle man. But my followers are equally lazy to build me a temple, so that should count for something.

On that irreverent note, let's kick off this year's edition of V-day rhymes...

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Once upon a time, long long ago, in a land far, far away,

There lived a boy who loved to dream during the day

He loved to read, and his mind used to narrate this story

He imagined himself to be a great king, full of glory

He'd cross the ocean and all his enemies, he would slay!


As he grew up to be a young lad, he continued to daydream

Of being a dashing prince, whose name women would scream

He'd look down in the water, and shoot a rotating fish in the eye

As he looked up, the beautiful princess would say, "Oh hai hai!"

And he'd smile to himself like the fat cat who got the cream!


And then he grew up some more, and realized that he was scared,

Not just of monkeys who lunged at him with teeth bared

But also of oceans and seas, as he once went for a scuba dive

And he realized he'd never be a brave king, but he'd strive

To be at least an honest one, for he 'truth'-ed and never dared 


But while honesty may be the best policy, his stupid plan 

Most definitely did not make him a popular ladies' man

And while he could make a few jokes to make them laugh

For a long time, he had no luck with finding a better half

He worried that, in this particular race, he'd just be an also-ran!


And then, out of nowhere, his luck did a 180-degree turn

He met a wonderful woman, his advances she didn't spurn

He didn't even have to break Shiva's bow or shoot a fish

As Lady Luck smiled on him, and fulfilled his every wish!

But he soon realized he knew nothing, and had a lot to learn...


One of the first things he learnt was that 'I'll be there for you'

Was not just a sitcom song, but a requirement for a beau

And that while there may be days of really extreme stress

It doesn't mean that her love and affection grow any less

And that she had been, is, and always will be there for me too...


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PS: And that marks yet another year of writing crappy rhyme and hoping that it makes up for the lack of a proper gift. I don't know how many years I'll get away with this stunt, but one lives and one learns...